Don't tell me your age;
would tell a falsehood anyway
waiter may know!
YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you
sure you don't read the bottom until you've
it out! This is not one of those
waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that
would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 (get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year
Or if you haven't, add 1758.
subtract the four digit year that you were born.
> > You should have a three digit number
> > The first digit of this was your
> > How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a
> > The next two numbers are
> > YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)
> > Now how
> > does this work! THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT
> > WILL EVER WORK,
> > SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT
> > LASTS.